Guide to Drinks

From Sojourn

The bread and butter, or gin and vermouth as it were, of a skilled bartender is both knowing how to make your drinks, and presentation thereof. While this guide isn't made for the latter, should the power go out or your PDA get lost, you'll still have a handy guide on how to sling booze with the best of 'em. Now go get 'em all smashed to the gills, champ.

Alcoholic Drinks

Alcoholic drinks contain ethanol. Each drink is given a numerical value, that reflects how much it takes to raise you one stage of drunkenness. Lower numbers mean the drink is stronger. Depending on how much you drink, you may slur your speech, get dizzy, start stumbling around, and even pass out. Just as in real life, the more slowly you drink, the less you are affected by alcohol. Some species have special reactions to alcohol: Skrell will always treat any alcohol as extremely strong, and will get very drunk, very quickly. Humans will take liver damage from drinking too much; this damage happens at around the same level where the character passes out.

Poured Drinks

Poured drinks generally only need to be dispensed straight from the bottle or the Booze-o-Mat.

Picture Drink Strength Notes
Absinthe 12 Bottles are labeled "Jailbreaker Verte". Causes alcohol effects faster than most drinks.
Atomic Vodka 10 Clear distilled alcoholic beverage that originates from Poland and Russia, now with nuclear taste! Forbidden to all but Command Staff.
Absolutism Cahors Wine 50 Fortified dessert wine made from cabernet sauvignon, saperavi, and other grapes.
Ale 50 Bottles are labeled "Magm-Ale".
Beer 50 Also available in the bar's back room or from the beer keg. Mix 10 corn oil and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).
Blue Curacao 15 Bottles are labeled "Miss Blue Curacao". Mix 10 orange juice and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).
Candy Liquor 50
Cognac 15 Bottles are labeled "Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac".
Ethanol 10 Comes from chemical dispenser.
Gin 50 A distilled alcoholic drink that derives its predominant flavour from juniper berries.
Kahlua 15 Bottles are labeled "Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur". Mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 5 Enzyme (Catalyst).
Mead 30 A Viking's drink, though a cheap one. Mix 1 sugar + 1 water + 5 Enzyme (Catalyst)
Melon Liquor 50 Bottles are labeled "Emeraldine Melon Liquor". Mix 10 watermelon juice and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).
Moonshine 12 You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Mix 10 nutriment, 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).
Nanatsunoumi 25 Definitely not sake.
Poison Wine 10 Made from poison berries. Hallucinogenic and poisonous. Mix 10 poison berry juice and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst). CONTRABAND
Rum 15 Bottles are labeled "Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum". Dispenser labels it "Deadrum".
Sake 25 Alcoholic beverage made by fermenting rice that has been polished. Mix 10 rice and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).
Special Blend Whiskey 40 Like whiskey, but just better overall.
Tequila 25 Bottles are labeled "Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequilla".
Thirteen Loko 25 Comes from hacked soda vending machine. Will also make you jittery.
Vermouth 15 Bottles are labeled "Goldeneye Vermouth".
Vodka 15 Bottles are labeled "Tunguska Triple Distilled". Mix 10 Potato Juice + 5 Enzyme (Catalyst).
Whiskey 25 Bottles are labeled "Uncle Git's Special Reserve".
Wine 15 Bottles are labeled "Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine". Mix 10 grape juice and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).

Mixed Drinks

These generally require some combination of other alcohols and reagents. Inquire at your local Chemist, Miner, Chef or Gardener. Since a drinking glass will hold only 30 units of liquid, it's recommended that bartenders use their drink shakers to concoct these drinks before pouring them out.

Picture Cocktail Ingredients Strength Notes
Acid Spit 1 part sulphuric acid, 5 parts wine 30 Get sulphuric acid from the chemist.
Allies Cocktail 1 part Classic Martini, 1 part vodka 25 Classic Martini (2 gin, 1 vermouth)
Aloe 1 part cream, 1 part watermelon juice, 1 part whiskey 15 The whiskey must be added last. Makes 2 parts.
Amasec 1 part iron, 5 parts vodka, 5 parts wine 25 Makes 10 parts. Get Iron from the chemist.
Andalusia 1 part lemon juice, 1 part rum, 1 part whiskey. 15 Get lemons from the gardener and process them.
Anti-Freeze 1 part cream, 1 part ice, 1 parts vodka 12 Raises body temperature.
Atomic Bomb 10 parts b-52, 1 part uranium 10 Gets you drunk immediately, and maybe high.
B-52 1 part irish cream, 1 part cognac, 1 part kahlua 12 Irish Cream (2 Whiskey, 1 Cream)
Bahama Mama 1 part ice, 2 parts orange juice, 1 part lime juice, 2 parts rum 25
Balloon 1 part Cream, 1 part Blue Curacao 66
Barefoot 1 part berry juice, 1 part cream, 1 part vermouth 30 Get berries from the gardener and process them.
Beepksy Smash 1 part iron, 2 parts lime juice, 2 parts whiskey 12 Briefly stuns.
Bilk 1 part beer, 1 part milk 50 Get milk from the kitchen.
Black Russian 3 part vodka, 2 part kahlua 15
Bloody Mary 2 parts tomato juice, 1 part vodka, 1 part lime juice 15 Tomato juice from booze vending machine.
Booger 1 part banana, 1 part cream, 1 part watermelon juice, 1 part rum 30 Get bananas from the garden and process them.
Brave Bull 2 parts tequila, 1 part kahlua 15
Changeling Sting 1 part screwdriver, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part lime juice 10 Screwdriver (2 Vodka, 1 Orange Juice); get lemons from the gardener and process them
Classic Martini 2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth 25
Cuba Libre 1 part cola, 2 parts rum 30
Daiquiri 3 rum, 2 lime juice, 1 sugar 25
Deadrum 3 rum, 3 lime juice, 3 salt 25
Demons Blood 1 part blood, 1 part Mountain Wind, 1 part Dr.Gibb, 3 part rum 15 Blood can be drawn with a syringe or juiced from Blood Tomatoes.
Devils Kiss 1 part blood, 1 part kahlua, 1 part rum 15 Blood can be drawn with a syringe or juiced from Blood Tomatoes.
Erika Surprise 1 part banana, 1 part ice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part ale, 1 part whiskey 15 Get bananas from the gardener and process them.
Fortune 1 part Nanatsunoumi, 1 part Candy Liquor, 1 part Blue Curacao, 1 part Melon Liquor 10 All the liquors!
Gin and Tonic 2 parts gin, 1 part tonic 50
Gin Fizz 2 parts gin, 1 part soda water, 1 part lime juice 30
Goldschlager 10 parts vodka, 1 part gold 15 Grind up Gold from Mining. Can be got from a party crate through Cargo.
Grog 1 part rum, 1 part water 100
Hippies Delight 1 part psilocybin, 1 part gargle blaster 15 Gets you high. Psilocybin comes from several types of mushroom that grow in the garden.
Hooch 2 parts ethanol, 1 part fuel (welder fuel), 5u Universal Enzyme (catalyst) 25 Is mildly toxic. Ethanol from the chemistry dispensers; welder fuel from welder fuel tanks.
Iced Beer 5 parts beer, 1 part ice OR 10 parts beer, 1 part frost oil 50 Lowers body temperature.
Irish Car Bomb 1 part ale, 1 part irish cream 15 Irish Cream (2 Whiskey, 1 Cream)
Irish Coffee 1 parts irish cream, 1 parts coffee 15 Irish Cream (2 Whiskey, 1 Cream)
Irish Cream 2 parts whiskey, 1 part cream 25
Long Island Iced Tea 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part vodka, 1 part gin, 1 part tequila 12 Cuba Libre (1 Cola, 2 Rum)
Manhattan 2 parts whiskey, 1 part vermouth 15
Manhattan Project 10 parts Manhattan, 1 part uranium 10 Gets you high. Manhattan (2 Whiskey, 1 Vermouth)
Margarita 2 parts tequila, 1 part lime juice 15
Mojito 3 rum, 1 lime juice, 1 mint 30
Neurotoxin 1 part pan-galactic gargle blaster, 1 part soporific 10 Also stuns you. Soporific available from Medical.
Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster 1 part gin, 1 part vodka, 1 part whiskey, 1 part cognac, 1 part lime juice 10 Gets you drunk and high.
Patron 10 parts tequila, 1 part silver 30 Can be got from a party crate through Cargo. Grind up silver from Mining.
Red Mead 1 part blood, 1 part mead 30 Blood can be drawn with a syringe or juiced from Blood Tomatoes.
Sbiten 1 part capsaicin, 10 parts vodka. 15 Raises body temperature. Capsaicin is found in Chili from the garden.
Screwdriver 2 parts vodka, 1 part orange juice 15
Silencer 1 Nothing, 1 cream, 1 sugar 12 Get Nothing from the mime costume crate
Singulo 5 part vodka, 1 part radium, 5 part wine. 10 Get Radium from Chemistry.
Snow White 1 part beer, 1 part lemon lime 30
Sui Dream 2 parts Space-Up, 1 parts curacao, 1 part melon liquor 100 Curacao and melon liquor are in the booze vending machine.
Syndicate Bomb 1 part whiskey cola, 1 part beer 10 Whiskey Cola (2 Whiskey, 1 Cola)
Tequila Sunrise 2 parts tequila, 1 part orange juice 25
The Manly Dorf 1 part beer, 2 parts ale 25
Three Mile Island Iced Tea 10 parts Long Island Iced Tea, 1 part uranium 10 Also gets you high. Grind up Uranium from Mining. Long Island Iced Tea (2 Rum, 1 Cola, 3 Vodka, 3 gin, 3 Tequila)
Toxins Special 2 parts plasma, 2 parts rum, 1 part vermouth 10 Raises body temperature. Grind up Plasma from Mining.
Vodka and Tonic 2 parts vodka, 1 part tonic 15
Vodka Martini 2 parts vodka, 1 part vermouth 12
Whiskey Cola 2 parts whiskey, 1 part cola 25
Whiskey Soda 2 parts whiskey, 1 part soda water 15
Whiskey Sour 2 whiskey, 1 lemon juice, 1 sugar 20
White Russian 3 Black Russian, 2 part cream 15 Black Russian (3 Vodka, 2 Kaluha)

Non-Alcoholic Drinks

For when the Marshals would rather not get smashed on duty.

Picture Cocktail How to Get It
Cream Drinks dispenser.
Drink The drink version of a Burned Mess.
Grenadine Syrup 10 parts berry juice, 5 parts Universal Enzyme (Catalyst)
Hot Chocolate 5 parts Water, 1 part Coco Powder; Hot Drinks vending machine.
Ice Drinks dispenser; hacked Hot Drinks vending machine.
Kira Special 1 part orange juice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part soda water
Lemonade 1 part Lemon juice, 1 part sugar, 1 part Water
Milk From the biogenerator, or from a cow that has been fed Wheat.
Milkshake 1 part Icecream Base, 1 part Milk
Nothing Check with the Actor or Lonestar.
Soy Milk Process a soybean.
The Doctor's Delight 1 part lime juice, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part orange juice, 1 part cream, 1 part tricordrazine
Water Drinks dispenser, Cold Drinks vending machine, sinks, and water tanks.

Juice

Picture Cocktail How to Get It
Watermelon Juice Drinks dispenser; Process a watermelon slice.
Tomato Juice Process a tomato; Booze vendor.
Potato juice Process a potato.
Carrot Juice Process a carrot.
Orange Juice Drinks dispenser; process an orange.
Lime Juice Drinks dispenser; process a lime.
Lemon Juice Process a lemon.
Grape Juice Process grapes or green grapes; Cold Drinks vending machine.
Banana Juice Process a banana.
Berry Juice Process berries.

Soda

Picture Cocktail How to Get It
Tonic water Drinks dispenser.
Soda Water Drinks dispenser.
Space-Up Drinks dispenser; Cold Drinks vending machine.
Space Cola Drinks dispenser; Cold Drinks vending machine.
Nuka Cola 1 part uranium, 6 parts space cola. Gets you high.
Brown Star Mix 2 parts orange juice, 1 part cola

Cold Drinks vending machine.

Space Mountain Wind Drinks Dispenser; Cold Drinks vending machine.
Lemon Lime Drinks dispenser.
Grape Soda 2 parts grape juice, 1 part cola
Dr. Gibb Drinks dispenser; Cold drinks vending machine.

Coffee, Tea and Related

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Picture Name Ingredients
Caffe Americano Mix 1 part espresso, 1 part water
Cafe Latte Mix 1 part coffee, 1 part milk
Cappuccino Mix 1 part espresso, 1 part cream
Coffee Drinks dispenser; Hot Drinks vending machine.
Espresso Coffee dispenser.
Flat White Espresso Mix 1 part espresso, 1 part milk
Freddo Cappuccino Mix 1 part cappuccino, 1 part ice
Freddo Espresso Mix 1 part espresso, 1 part ice
Iced Coffee 1 part ice, 3 parts coffee
Iced Tea Mix 1 part ice, 3 parts tea; Cold Drinks vending machine.
Latte 1 part flat white espresso, 1 part milk
Macchiato 1 part cappuccino, 1 part espresso
Mocaccino 1 part flat white espresso, 1 part hot chocolate
Rewriter 1 part Spacemoutainwind soda, 1 part Coffee
Soy Latte 1 part coffee, 1 part soymilk
Sromshine 2 part coffee, 1 part orange juice
Tea Works as a weak anti-toxin. From drinks dispenser or hot drinks vending machine.

Further Tips

  • Many of these drinks, while they do have toxic ingredients, are not toxic in and of themselves. However, because they have toxic ingredients, if you mess them up, you will poison your patrons--not something a good bartender wants to do. An evil one, though...

Advanced Bartending

Some reagents in the finished products are poisonous, you may want to serve these items safely. This is where a little chemistry can help neutralize or remove the dangerous reagents from your food. Any given piece of food can contain only 50 units of reagents.

When using Dylovene, it's okay to use more than you strictly need. Other chemicals you might use to neutralize poison aren't so forgiving, and some are poisonous themselves.

Reagent How to Neutralize
Blood Blood is not necessarily poisonous. It is always the same type as the person it was taken from, and if the type is incompatible with the recipient, it will cause a rejection reaction.

O-negative blood is always safe. Add one unit of Dylovene for every four units of blood. Alcoholic drinks made with blood, of any type, are safe; just be sure there is no blood left over after the reaction. Blood can also be neutralized with Clonexadone (1 unit Clonexadone to 5 units Blood), or by adding drink ingredients to create a blood-based drink.

Carpotoxin Anything made with carp meat will have carpotoxin in it. Counter it with 1 unit Dylovene per 3 units Carpotoxin. Carpotoxin also reacts with copper and Cryptobiolin to form Rezadone, but overdose of Rezadone starts at 15 units and most carpotoxin-containing foods have five or more units of it.
Amatoxin Found in mushrooms. Add 1 unit Dylovene per 2 units Amatoxin.
Toxin Add 1 unit Dylovene per 2 units Toxin.
Slime Jelly Will poison your customers no matter how much Dylovene you add. Adding Dylovene (around 30 units or so) will keep them from dying of the poisoning before they can get to Medical, but if you're not a traitor, do you really want to serve them such a painful dish? (No, don't answer that. We know customers can be annoying; that's still no excuse to poison them.)
Radium Found in roast diona and will cause radiation poisoning. Add 1 unit of Dylovene per unit of Radium; reacts to form Hyronalin.
Sulphuric Acid Dylovene won't cut it for sulphuric acid, which will burn as well as poison anyone unlucky enough to ingest it. Instead, neutralize each 1 unit of sulphuric acid with either 3 units of Corn Oil (creates Glycerol), 4 units of Soy Milk (creates Soy Sauce), or 5 units of wine (creates Acid Spit, an alcoholic cocktail).
Polytrinic Acid You're serious about serving that xeno meat, huh? Well, don't serve it plain. Polytrinic acid will poison, burn, and generally kill your customers in a rather nasty manner. Like with sulphuric acid, Dylovene isn't enough, but unlike sulphuric acid, it's not easy to neutralize. Polytrinic acid will react with foaming agent and either iron or aluminum to create metal foam, and 10 units of polytrinic acid and 20 units of Plasticide will create plastic. When working out how to do this, remember that Plasticide is poisonous and metal foam can be chipped through with a kitchen knife.
Alcohol An equal amount of Ethylredoxrazine reacts with Alcohol (including alcoholic drinks) to make water. If medical is humming along nicely, the Bartender may already have some handy for unruly alcoholics.
Synaptizine Synaptizine is poisonous, but the bigger problem is that it hangs around in the system for a long time. For every unit of Synaptizine, you need 30 units of Dylovene.
Plasma Really, now? You could neutralize plasma by adding 2 rum and 1 vermouth per unit, but eating OR drinking plasma is still a bit of a waste.
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