Guide to Drinks

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The bread and butter, or gin and vermouth as it were, of a skilled bartender is both knowing how to make your drinks, and presentation thereof. While this guide isn't made for the latter, should the power go out or your PDA get lost, you'll still have a handy guide on how to sling booze with the best of 'em. Now go get 'em all smashed to the gills, champ.

Alcoholic Drinks

Alcoholic drinks contain ethanol. Each drink is given a numerical value, that reflects how much it takes to raise you one stage of drunkenness. Lower numbers mean the drink is stronger. Depending on how much you drink, you may slur your speech, get dizzy, start stumbling around, and even pass out. Just as in real life, the more slowly you drink, the less you are affected by alcohol. Some species have special reactions to alcohol: Skrell will always treat any alcohol as extremely strong, and will get very drunk, very quickly. Humans will take liver damage from drinking too much; this damage happens at around the same level where the character passes out.

Poured Drinks

Poured drinks generally only need to be dispensed straight from the bottle or the Booze-o-Mat.

Picture	Drink	Strength	Notes
	Absinthe	12	Bottles are labeled "Jailbreaker Verte". Causes alcohol effects faster than most drinks.
File:Atomicvodkaglass.gif	Atomic Vodka	10	Clear distilled alcoholic beverage that originates from Poland and Russia, now with nuclear taste! Forbidden to all but Command Staff.
	Absolutism Cahors Wine	50	Fortified dessert wine made from cabernet sauvignon, saperavi, and other grapes.
	Ale	50	Bottles are labeled "Magm-Ale".
	Beer	50	Also available in the bar's back room or from the beer keg. Mix 10 corn oil and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).
	Blue Curacao	15	Bottles are labeled "Miss Blue Curacao". Mix 10 orange juice and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).
	Candy Liquor	50
	Cognac	15	Bottles are labeled "Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac".
	Ethanol	10	Comes from chemical dispenser.
	Gin	50	A distilled alcoholic drink that derives its predominant flavour from juniper berries.
	Kahlua	15	Bottles are labeled "Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur". Mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 5 Enzyme (Catalyst).
	Mead	30	A Viking's drink, though a cheap one. Mix 1 sugar + 1 water + 5 Enzyme (Catalyst)
	Melon Liquor	50	Bottles are labeled "Emeraldine Melon Liquor". Mix 10 watermelon juice and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).
	Moonshine	12	You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Mix 10 nutriment, 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).
	Nanatsunoumi	25	Definitely not sake.
	Poison Wine	10	Made from poison berries. Hallucinogenic and poisonous. Mix 10 poison berry juice and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst). CONTRABAND
	Rum	15	Bottles are labeled "Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum". Dispenser labels it "Deadrum".
File:Sakeglass.png	Sake	25	Alcoholic beverage made by fermenting rice that has been polished. Mix 10 rice and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).
File:Whiskey2.png	Special Blend Whiskey	40	Like whiskey, but just better overall.
	Tequila	25	Bottles are labeled "Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequilla".
	Thirteen Loko	25	Comes from hacked soda vending machine. Will also make you jittery.
	Vermouth	15	Bottles are labeled "Goldeneye Vermouth".
File:Vodkaglass.png	Vodka	15	Bottles are labeled "Tunguska Triple Distilled". Mix 10 Potato Juice + 5 Enzyme (Catalyst).
	Whiskey	25	Bottles are labeled "Uncle Git's Special Reserve".
	Wine	15	Bottles are labeled "Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine". Mix 10 grape juice and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).

Mixed Drinks

These generally require some combination of other alcohols and reagents. Inquire at your local Chemist, Miner, Chef or Gardener. Since a drinking glass will hold only 30 units of liquid, it's recommended that bartenders use their drink shakers to concoct these drinks before pouring them out.

Picture	Cocktail	Ingredients	Strength	Notes
	Acid Spit	1 part sulphuric acid, 5 parts wine	30	Get sulphuric acid from the chemist.
	Allies Cocktail	1 part Classic Martini, 1 part vodka	25	Classic Martini (2 gin, 1 vermouth)
	Aloe	1 part cream, 1 part watermelon juice, 1 part whiskey	15	The whiskey must be added last. Makes 2 parts.
	Amasec	1 part iron, 5 parts vodka, 5 parts wine	25	Makes 10 parts. Get Iron from the chemist.
	Andalusia	1 part lemon juice, 1 part rum, 1 part whiskey.	15	Get lemons from the gardener and process them.
	Anti-Freeze	1 part cream, 1 part ice, 1 parts vodka	12	Raises body temperature.
File:Atomicbombglass.gif	Atomic Bomb	10 parts b-52, 1 part uranium	10	Gets you drunk immediately, and maybe high.
	B-52	1 part irish cream, 1 part cognac, 1 part kahlua	12	Irish Cream (2 Whiskey, 1 Cream)
File:Bahamamamaglass.gif	Bahama Mama	1 part ice, 2 parts orange juice, 1 part lime juice, 2 parts rum	25
File:Nobarsprite.png	Balloon	1 part Cream, 1 part Blue Curacao	66
	Barefoot	1 part berry juice, 1 part cream, 1 part vermouth	30	Get berries from the gardener and process them.
File:BeepskySmash.gif	Beepksy Smash	1 part iron, 2 parts lime juice, 2 parts whiskey	12	Briefly stuns.
File:Brownglass.gif	Bilk	1 part beer, 1 part milk	50	Get milk from the kitchen.
	Black Russian	3 part vodka, 2 part kahlua	15
	Bloody Mary	2 parts tomato juice, 1 part vodka, 1 part lime juice	15	Tomato juice from booze vending machine.
File:Boogerglass.gif	Booger	1 part banana, 1 part cream, 1 part watermelonjuice, 1 part rum	30	Get bananas from the garden and process them.
	Brave Bull	2 parts tequila, 1 part kahlua	15
File:ChangelingSting.png	Changeling Sting	1 part screwdriver, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part lime juice	10	Screwdriver (2 Vodka, 1 Orange Juice); get lemons from the gardener and process them
	Classic Martini	2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth	25
	Cuba Libre	1 part cola, 2 parts rum	30
File:Nobarsprite.png	Daiquiri	3 rum, 2 lime juice, 1 sugar	25
File:Nobarsprite.png	Deadrum	3 rum, 3 lime juice, 3 salt	25
File:Demonsbloodglass.gif	Demons Blood	1 part blood, 1 part Mountain Wind, 1 part Dr.Gibb, 3 part rum	15	Blood can be drawn with a syringe or juiced from Blood Tomatoes.
	Devils Kiss	1 part blood, 1 part kahlua, 1 part rum	15	Blood can be drawn with a syringe or juiced from Blood Tomatoes.
	Erika Surprise	1 part banana, 1 part ice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part ale, 1 part whiskey	15	Get bananas from the gardener and process them.
	Fortune	1 part Nanatsunoumi, 1 part Candy Liquor, 1 part Blue Curacao, 1 part Melon Liquor	10	All the liquors!
	Gin and Tonic	2 parts gin, 1 part tonic	50
	Gin Fizz	2 parts gin, 1 part soda water, 1 part lime juice	30
File:Goldschlagerglass.gif	Goldschlager	10 parts vodka, 1 part gold	15	Grind up Gold from Mining. Can be got from a party crate through Cargo.
	Grog	1 part rum, 1 part water	100
	Hippies Delight	1 part psilocybin, 1 part gargle blaster	15	Gets you high. Psilocybin comes from several types of mushroom that grow in the garden.
File:Brownglass.gif	Hooch	2 parts ethanol, 1 part fuel (welder fuel), 1 part sugar	25	Is mildly toxic. Ethanol from the chemistry dispensers; welder fuel from welder fuel tanks.
	Iced Beer	5 parts beer, 1 part ice OR 10 parts beer, 1 part frost oil	50	Lowers body temperature.
	Irish Car Bomb	1 part ale, 1 part irish cream	15	Irish Cream (2 Whiskey, 1 Cream)
	Irish Coffee	1 parts irish cream, 1 parts coffee	15	Irish Cream (2 Whiskey, 1 Cream)
	Irish Cream	2 parts whiskey, 1 part cream	25
	Long Island Iced Tea	1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part vodka, 1 part gin, 1 part tequila	12	Cuba Libre (1 Cola, 2 Rum)
	Manhattan	2 parts whiskey, 1 part vermouth	15
	Manhattan Project	10 parts Manhattan, 1 part uranium	10	Gets you high. Manhattan (2 Whiskey, 1 Vermouth)
	Margarita	2 parts tequila, 1 part lime juice	15
File:Nobarsprite.png	Mojito	3 rum, 1 lime juice, 1 mint	30
	Neurotoxin	1 part pan-galactic gargle blaster, 1 part soporific	10	Also stuns you. Soporific available from Medical.
File:GargleBlaster.gif	Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster	1 part gin, 1 part vodka, 1 part whiskey, 1 part cognac, 1 part lime juice	10	Gets you drunk and high.
File:Patronglass.gif	Patron	10 parts tequila, 1 part silver	30	Can be got from a party crate through Cargo. Grind up silver from Mining.
	Red Mead	1 part blood, 1 part mead	30	Blood can be drawn with a syringe or juiced from Blood Tomatoes.
	Sbiten	1 part capsaicin, 10 parts vodka.	15	Raises body temperature. Capsaicin is found in Chili from the garden.
	Screwdriver	2 parts vodka, 1 part orange juice	15
File:Nobarsprite.png	Silencer	1 Nothing, 1 cream, 1 sugar	12	Get Nothing from the mime costume crate
	Singulo	5 part vodka, 1 part radium, 5 part wine.	10	Get Radium from Chemistry.
	Snow White	1 part beer, 1 part lemon lime	30
	Sui Dream	2 parts Space-Up, 1 parts curacao, 1 part melon liquor	100	Curacao and melon liquor are in the booze vending machine.
	Syndicate Bomb	1 part whiskey cola, 1 part beer	10	Whiskey Cola (2 Whiskey, 1 Cola)
	Tequila Sunrise	2 parts tequila, 1 part orange juice	25
	The Manly Dorf	1 part beer, 2 parts ale	25
File:Threemileislandglass.gif	Three Mile Island Iced Tea	10 parts Long Island Iced Tea, 1 part uranium	10	Also gets you high. Grind up Uranium from Mining. Long Island Iced Tea (2 Rum, 1 Cola, 3 Vodka, 3 gin, 3 Tequila)
	Toxins Special	2 parts phoron, 2 parts rum, 1 part vermouth	10	Raises body temperature. Grind up Phoron from Mining.
	Vodka and Tonic	2 parts vodka, 1 part tonic	15
File:VodkaMartini.png	Vodka Martini	2 parts vodka, 1 part vermouth	12
	Whiskey Cola	2 parts whiskey, 1 part cola	25
	Whiskey Soda	2 parts whiskey, 1 part soda water	15
File:Nobarsprite.png	Whiskey Sour	2 whiskey, 1 lemon juice, 1 sugar	20
	White Russian	3 Black Russian, 2 part cream	15	Black Russian (3 Vodka, 2 Kaluha)

Non-Alcoholic Drinks

For when the Marshals would rather not get smashed on duty.

Picture	Cocktail	How to Get It
	Cream	Drinks dispenser.
	Drink	The drink version of a Burned Mess.
	Grenadine Syrup	10 parts berry juice, 5 parts Universal Enzyme (Catalyst)
	Hot Chocolate	5 parts Water, 1 part Coco Powder; Hot Drinks vending machine.
	Ice	Drinks dispenser; hacked Hot Drinks vending machine.
File:Kiraspecial.gif	Kira Special	1 part orange juice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part soda water
	Lemonade	1 part Lemon juice, 1 part sugar, 1 part Water
	Milk	From the biogenerator, or from a cow that has been fed Wheat.
	Milkshake	1 part cream, 2 parts ice, 2 parts milk
	Nothing	Check with the Artist or Lonestar.
	Soy Milk	Process a soybean.
File:DoctorDelight.gif	The Doctor's Delight	1 part lime juice, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part orange juice, 1 part cream, 1 part tricordrazine
File:Waterglass.png	Water	Drinks dispenser, Cold Drinks vending machine, sinks, and water tanks.

Juice

Picture	Cocktail	How to Get It
	Watermelon Juice	Drinks dispenser; Process a watermelon slice.
	Tomato Juice	Process a tomato; Booze vendor.
File:Brownglass.gif	Potato juice	Process a potato.
	Carrot Juice	Process a carrot.
File:Orangeglass.gif	Orange Juice	Drinks dispenser; process an orange.
	Lime Juice	Drinks dispenser; process a lime.
File:Lemonglass.gif	Lemon Juice	Process a lemon.
	Grape Juice	Process grapes or green grapes; Cold Drinks vending machine.
	Banana Juice	Process a banana.
File:Berryglass.gif	Berry Juice	Process berries.

Soda

Picture	Cocktail	How to Get It
	Tonic water	Drinks dispenser.
	Soda Water	Drinks dispenser.
	Space-Up	Drinks dispenser; Cold Drinks vending machine.
	Space Cola	Drinks dispenser; Cold Drinks vending machine.
File:Nukacolaglass.gif	Nuka Cola	1 part uranium, 6 parts space cola. Gets you high.
	Brown Star	Mix 2 parts orange juice, 1 part cola Cold Drinks vending machine.
	Space Mountain Wind	Drinks Dispenser; Cold Drinks vending machine.
	Lemon Lime	Drinks dispenser.
File:Grapesoda.png	Grape Soda	2 parts grape juice, 1 part cola
	Dr. Gibb	Drinks dispenser; Cold drinks vending machine.

Coffee, Tea and Related

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Picture	Name	Ingredients
File:CaffeAmericano.png	Caffe Americano	Mix 1 part espresso, 1 part water
	Cafe Latte	Mix 1 part coffee, 1 part milk
File:Cappuccino.png	Cappuccino	Mix 1 part espresso, 1 part cream
	Coffee	Drinks dispenser; Hot Drinks vending machine.
File:Espresso.png	Espresso	Coffee dispenser.
File:FlatWhiteEspresso.png	Flat White Espresso	Mix 1 part espresso, 1 part milk
File:FreddoCappuccino.png	Freddo Cappuccino	Mix 1 part cappuccino, 1 part ice
File:FreddoEspresso.png	Freddo Espresso	Mix 1 part espresso, 1 part ice
File:Icecoffeeglass.gif	Iced Coffee	1 part ice, 3 parts coffee
File:Iceteaglass.gif	Iced Tea	Mix 1 part ice, 3 parts tea; Cold Drinks vending machine.
File:Latte.gif	Latte	1 part flat white espresso, 1 part milk
File:Macchiato.png	Macchiato	1 part cappuccino, 1 part espresso
File:Mocacchino.png	Mochacchino	1 part flat white espresso, 1 part hot chocolate
	Rewriter	1 part Spacemoutainwind soda, 1 part Coffee
	Soy Latte	1 part coffee, 1 part soymilk
	Sromshine	2 part coffee, 1 part orange juice
File:Teacup.png	Tea	Works as a weak anti-toxin. From drinks dispenser or hot drinks vending machine.

Further Tips

• Many of these drinks, while they do have toxic ingredients, are not toxic in and of themselves. However, because they have toxic ingredients, if you mess them up, you will poison your patrons--not something a good bartender wants to do. An evil one, though...

Advanced Bartending

Some reagents in the finished products are poisonous, you may want to serve these items safely. This is where a little chemistry can help neutralize or remove the dangerous reagents from your food. Any given piece of food can contain only 50 units of reagents.

When using Dylovene, it's okay to use more than you strictly need. Other chemicals you might use to neutralize poison aren't so forgiving, and some are poisonous themselves.

Reagent	How to Neutralize
Blood	Blood is not necessarily poisonous. It is always the same type as the person it was taken from, and if the type is incompatible with the recipient, it will cause a rejection reaction. O-negative blood is always safe. Add one unit of Dylovene for every four units of blood. Alcoholic drinks made with blood, of any type, are safe; just be sure there is no blood left over after the reaction. Blood can also be neutralized with Clonexadone (1 unit Clonexadone to 5 units Blood), or by adding drink ingredients to create a blood-based drink.
Carpotoxin	Anything made with carp meat will have carpotoxin in it. Counter it with 1 unit Dylovene per 3 units Carpotoxin. Carpotoxin also reacts with copper and Cryptobiolin to form Rezadone, but overdose of Rezadone starts at 15 units and most carpotoxin-containing foods have five or more units of it.
Amatoxin	Found in mushrooms. Add 1 unit Dylovene per 2 units Amatoxin.
Toxin	Add 1 unit Dylovene per 2 units Toxin.
Slime Jelly	Will poison your customers no matter how much Dylovene you add. Adding Dylovene (around 30 units or so) will keep them from dying of the poisoning before they can get to Medical, but if you're not a traitor, do you really want to serve them such a painful dish? (No, don't answer that. We know customers can be annoying; that's still no excuse to poison them.)
Radium	Found in roast diona and will cause radiation poisoning. Add 1 unit of Dylovene per unit of Radium; reacts to form Hyronalin.
Sulphuric Acid	Dylovene won't cut it for sulphuric acid, which will burn as well as poison anyone unlucky enough to ingest it. Instead, neutralize each 1 unit of sulphuric acid with either 3 units of Corn Oil (creates Glycerol), 4 units of Soy Milk (creates Soy Sauce), or 5 units of wine (creates Acid Spit, an alcoholic cocktail).
Polytrinic Acid	You're serious about serving that xeno meat, huh? Well, don't serve it plain. Polytrinic acid will poison, burn, and generally kill your customers in a rather nasty manner. Like with sulphuric acid, Dylovene isn't enough, but unlike sulphuric acid, it's not easy to neutralize. Polytrinic acid will react with foaming agent and either iron or aluminum to create metal foam, and 10 units of polytrinic acid and 20 units of Plasticide will create plastic. When working out how to do this, remember that Plasticide is poisonous and metal foam can be chipped through with a kitchen knife.
Alcohol	An equal amount of Ethylredoxrazine reacts with Alcohol (including alcoholic drinks) to make water. If medical is humming along nicely, the Bartender may already have some handy for unruly alcoholics.
Synaptizine	Synaptizine is poisonous, but the bigger problem is that it hangs around in the system for a long time. For every unit of Synaptizine, you need 30 units of Dylovene.
Plasma	Really, now? You could neutralize plasma by adding 2 rum and 1 vermouth per unit, but eating OR drinking plasma is still a bit of a waste.