Guide to Food

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The Mechanics of Food

Fullness

As you walk and move about in and around the colony, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red; if your hunger bar turns black, you've eaten way too much. The effects of fullness and hunger are equally bad, so it is best to stay at a happy medium. So keep in mind how much you've eaten and how long it has been since you last ate, and you will be fine.

Go with the rule that, "If you have a hard time getting it down, don't eat any more". Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future.

Several reagents will increase your fullness:

  • Very effective: Nutriment, found in most foods. The main one and most effective; Corn Oil; Animal Protein, found in meat and Egg Yolk.
  • Somewhat effective: Ketchup, Sugar, Sprinkles, Coco powder, Cherry jelly.
  • Some alcoholic drinks.

Starvation

If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the Chef for a burger or slice of meatbread!

Some things will decrease your hunger faster:

  • Vomiting
  • Being cold (by exposure to cold environments or because you were in a cryo tube)
  • Recovering from blood loss
  • Taking Lipozine
  • Some viruses

Drinks

IMPORTANT: Many of these drinks, while they do have toxic ingredients, are not toxic in and of themselves. However, because they have toxic ingredients, if you mess them up, you will poison your patrons--not something a good bartender wants to do. An evil one, though...

EXAMPLES:

  • Kahlua = Coffee Liqueur
  • Vodka = Tunguska Triple Distilled
  • Whiskey = Uncle Git's Special Reserve

Alcoholic Drinks

Alcoholic drinks contain ethanol. Each drink is given a numerical value, that reflects how much it takes to raise you one stage of drunkenness. Lower numbers mean the drink is stronger. Depending on how much you drink, you may slur your speech, get dizzy, start stumbling around, and even pass out. Just as in real life, the more slowly you drink, the less you are affected by alcohol. Some species have special reactions to alcohol: Skrell will always treat any alcohol as extremely strong, and will get very drunk, very quickly. Humans will take liver damage from drinking too much; this damage happens at around the same level where the character passes out.

Poured Drinks

Poured drinks generally only need to be dispensed straight from the bottle or the Booze-o-Mat.

Picture Drink Strength Notes
Absinthe 12 Bottles are labeled "Jailbreaker Verte". Causes alcohol effects faster than most drinks.
File:Atomicvodkaglass.gif Atomic Vodka 10 Clear distilled alcoholic beverage that originates from Poland and Russia, now with nuclear taste! Forbidden to all but Command Staff.
File:Cahors.png Absolutism Cahors Wine 50 Fortified dessert wine made from cabernet sauvignon, saperavi, and other grapes.
Ale 50 Bottles are labeled "Magm-Ale".
Beer 50 Also available in the bar's back room or from the beer keg. Mix 10 corn oil and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).
Blue Curacao 15 Bottles are labeled "Miss Blue Curacao". Mix 10 orange juice and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).
Candy Liquor 50
Cognac 15 Bottles are labeled "Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac".
Ethanol 10 Comes from chemical dispenser.
Gin 50 A distilled alcoholic drink that derives its predominant flavour from juniper berries.
File:Kahluaglass.gif Kahlua 15 Bottles are labeled "Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur". Mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 5 Enzyme (Catalyst).
File:Meadglass.png Mead 30 A Viking's drink, though a cheap one. Mix 1 sugar + 1 water + 5 Enzyme (Catalyst)
Melon Liquor 50 Bottles are labeled "Emeraldine Melon Liquor". Mix 10 watermelon juice and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).
Moonshine 12 You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Mix 10 nutriment, 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).
Nanatsunoumi 25 Definitely not sake.
Poison Wine 10 Made from poison berries. Hallucinogenic and poisonous. Mix 10 poison berry juice and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst). CONTRABAND
Rum 15 Bottles are labeled "Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum". Dispenser labels it "Deadrum".
File:Sakeglass.png Sake 25 Alcoholic beverage made by fermenting rice that has been polished. Mix 10 rice and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).
Special Blend Whiskey 40 Like whiskey, but just better overall.
Tequila 25 Bottles are labeled "Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequilla".
Thirteen Loko 25 Comes from hacked soda vending machine. Will also make you jittery.
Vermouth 15 Bottles are labeled "Goldeneye Vermouth".
File:Vodkaglass.png Vodka 15 Bottles are labeled "Tunguska Triple Distilled". Mix 10 Potato Juice + 5 Enzyme (Catalyst).
Whiskey 25 Bottles are labeled "Uncle Git's Special Reserve".
Wine 15 Bottles are labeled "Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine". Mix 10 grape juice and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).

Mixed Drinks

These generally require some combination of other alcohols and reagents. Inquire at your local Chemist, Miner, Chef or Gardener. Since a drinking glass will hold only 30 units of liquid, it's recommended that bartenders use their drink shakers to concoct these drinks before pouring them out.

Picture Cocktail Ingredients Strength Notes
Acid Spit 1 part sulphuric acid, 5 parts wine 30 Get sulphuric acid from the chemist.
Allies Cocktail 1 part Classic Martini, 1 part vodka 25 Classic Martini (2 gin, 1 vermouth)
Aloe 1 part cream, 1 part watermelon juice, 1 part whiskey 15 The whiskey must be added last. Makes 2 parts.
Amasec 1 part iron, 5 parts vodka, 5 parts wine 25 Makes 10 parts. Get Iron from the chemist.
Andalusia 1 part lemon juice, 1 part rum, 1 part whiskey. 15 Get lemons from the gardener and process them.
Anti-Freeze 1 part cream, 1 part ice, 1 parts vodka 12 Raises body temperature.
File:Atomicbombglass.gif Atomic Bomb 10 parts b-52, 1 part uranium 10 Gets you drunk immediately, and maybe high.
B-52 1 part irish cream, 1 part cognac, 1 part kahlua 12 Irish Cream (2 Whiskey, 1 Cream)
File:Bahamamamaglass.gif Bahama Mama 1 part ice, 2 parts orange juice, 1 part lime juice, 2 parts rum 25
File:Nobarsprite.png Balloon 1 part Cream, 1 part Blue Curacao 66
Barefoot 1 part berry juice, 1 part cream, 1 part vermouth 30 Get berries from the gardener and process them.
File:BeepskySmash.gif Beepksy Smash 1 part iron, 2 parts lime juice, 2 parts whiskey 12 Briefly stuns.
File:Brownglass.gif Bilk 1 part beer, 1 part milk 50 Get milk from the kitchen.
Black Russian 3 part vodka, 2 part kahlua 15
Bloody Mary 2 parts tomato juice, 1 part vodka, 1 part lime juice 15 Tomato juice from booze vending machine.
File:Boogerglass.gif Booger 1 part banana, 1 part cream, 1 part watermelonjuice, 1 part rum 30 Get bananas from the garden and process them.
Brave Bull 2 parts tequila, 1 part kahlua 15
File:ChangelingSting.png Changeling Sting 1 part screwdriver, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part lime juice 10 Screwdriver (2 Vodka, 1 Orange Juice); get lemons from the gardener and process them
Classic Martini 2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth 25
Cuba Libre 1 part cola, 2 parts rum 30
File:Nobarsprite.png Daiquiri 3 rum, 2 lime juice, 1 sugar 25
File:Nobarsprite.png Deadrum 3 rum, 3 lime juice, 3 salt 25
File:Demonsbloodglass.gif Demons Blood 1 part blood, 1 part Mountain Wind, 1 part Dr.Gibb, 3 part rum 15 Blood can be drawn with a syringe or juiced from Blood Tomatoes.
Devils Kiss 1 part blood, 1 part kahlua, 1 part rum 15 Blood can be drawn with a syringe or juiced from Blood Tomatoes.
Erika Surprise 1 part banana, 1 part ice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part ale, 1 part whiskey 15 Get bananas from the gardener and process them.
Fortune 1 part Nanatsunoumi, 1 part Candy Liquor, 1 part Blue Curacao, 1 part Melon Liquor 10 All the liquors!
Gin and Tonic 2 parts gin, 1 part tonic 50
Gin Fizz 2 parts gin, 1 part soda water, 1 part lime juice 30
File:Goldschlagerglass.gif Goldschlager 10 parts vodka, 1 part gold 15 Grind up Gold from Mining. Can be got from a party crate through Cargo.
Grog 1 part rum, 1 part water 100
Hippies Delight 1 part psilocybin, 1 part gargle blaster 15 Gets you high. Psilocybin comes from several types of mushroom that grow in the garden.
File:Brownglass.gif Hooch 2 parts ethanol, 1 part fuel (welder fuel), 1 part sugar 25 Is mildly toxic. Ethanol from the chemistry dispensers; welder fuel from welder fuel tanks.
Iced Beer 5 parts beer, 1 part ice OR 10 parts beer, 1 part frost oil 50 Lowers body temperature.
Irish Car Bomb 1 part ale, 1 part irish cream 15 Irish Cream (2 Whiskey, 1 Cream)
Irish Coffee 1 parts irish cream, 1 parts coffee 15 Irish Cream (2 Whiskey, 1 Cream)
Irish Cream 2 parts whiskey, 1 part cream 25
Long Island Iced Tea 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part vodka, 1 part gin, 1 part tequila 12 Cuba Libre (1 Cola, 2 Rum)
Manhattan 2 parts whiskey, 1 part vermouth 15
Manhattan Project 10 parts Manhattan, 1 part uranium 10 Gets you high. Manhattan (2 Whiskey, 1 Vermouth)
Margarita 2 parts tequila, 1 part lime juice 15
File:Nobarsprite.png Mojito 3 rum, 1 lime juice, 1 mint 30
Neurotoxin 1 part pan-galactic gargle blaster, 1 part soporific 10 Also stuns you. Soporific available from Medical.
File:GargleBlaster.gif Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster 1 part gin, 1 part vodka, 1 part whiskey, 1 part cognac, 1 part lime juice 10 Gets you drunk and high.
File:Patronglass.gif Patron 10 parts tequila, 1 part silver 30 Can be got from a party crate through Cargo. Grind up silver from Mining.
Red Mead 1 part blood, 1 part mead 30 Blood can be drawn with a syringe or juiced from Blood Tomatoes.
Sbiten 1 part capsaicin, 10 parts vodka. 15 Raises body temperature. Capsaicin is found in Chili from the garden.
Screwdriver 2 parts vodka, 1 part orange juice 15
File:Nobarsprite.png Silencer 1 Nothing, 1 cream, 1 sugar 12 Get Nothing from the mime costume crate
Singulo 5 part vodka, 1 part radium, 5 part wine. 10 Get Radium from Chemistry.
Snow White 1 part beer, 1 part lemon lime 30
Sui Dream 2 parts Space-Up, 1 parts curacao, 1 part melon liquor 100 Curacao and melon liquor are in the booze vending machine.
Syndicate Bomb 1 part whiskey cola, 1 part beer 10 Whiskey Cola (2 Whiskey, 1 Cola)
Tequila Sunrise 2 parts tequila, 1 part orange juice 25
The Manly Dorf 1 part beer, 2 parts ale 25
File:Threemileislandglass.gif Three Mile Island Iced Tea 10 parts Long Island Iced Tea, 1 part uranium 10 Also gets you high. Grind up Uranium from Mining. Long Island Iced Tea (2 Rum, 1 Cola, 3 Vodka, 3 gin, 3 Tequila)
Toxins Special 2 parts phoron, 2 parts rum, 1 part vermouth 10 Raises body temperature. Grind up Phoron from Mining.
Vodka and Tonic 2 parts vodka, 1 part tonic 15
File:VodkaMartini.png Vodka Martini 2 parts vodka, 1 part vermouth 12
Whiskey Cola 2 parts whiskey, 1 part cola 25
Whiskey Soda 2 parts whiskey, 1 part soda water 15
File:Nobarsprite.png Whiskey Sour 2 whiskey, 1 lemon juice, 1 sugar 20
White Russian 3 Black Russian, 2 part cream 15 Black Russian (3 Vodka, 2 Kaluha)

Non-Alcoholic Drinks

For when the Marshals would rather not get smashed on duty.

Picture Cocktail How to Get It
Banana Juice Process a banana.
File:Berryglass.gif Berry Juice Process berries.
Brown Star Mix 2 parts orange juice, 1 part cola

Cold Drinks vending machine.

Carrot Juice Process a carrot.
Cream Drinks dispenser.
Dr. Gibb Drinks dispenser; Cold drinks vending machine.
Drink The drink version of a Burned Mess.
Grape Juice Process grapes or green grapes; Cold Drinks vending machine.
File:Grapesoda.png Grape Soda 2 parts grape juice, 1 part cola
Grenadine Syrup 10 parts berry juice, 5 parts Universal Enzyme (Catalyst)
Hot Chocolate 5 parts Water, 1 part Coco Powder; Hot Drinks vending machine.
Ice Drinks dispenser; hacked Hot Drinks vending machine.
File:Kiraspecial.gif Kira Special 1 part orange juice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part soda water
File:Lemonglass.gif Lemon Juice Process a lemon.
Lemon Lime Drinks dispenser.
Lemonade 1 part Lemon juice, 1 part sugar, 1 part Water
Lime Juice Drinks dispenser; process a lime.
Milk From the biogenerator, or from a cow that has been fed Wheat.
Milkshake 1 part cream, 2 parts ice, 2 parts milk
Mountain Wind Drinks Dispenser; Cold Drinks vending machine.
Nothing Check with the Artist or Lonestar.
File:Nukacolaglass.gif Nuka Cola 1 part uranium, 6 parts space cola. Gets you high.
File:Orangeglass.gif Orange Juice Drinks dispenser; process an orange.
File:Brownglass.gif Potato juice Process a potato.
Soda Water Drinks dispenser.
Space Cola Drinks dispenser; Cold Drinks vending machine.
Soy Milk Process a soybean.
Space-Up Drinks dispenser; Cold Drinks vending machine.
File:DoctorDelight.gif The Doctor's Delight 1 part lime juice, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part orange juice, 1 part cream, 1 part tricordrazine
Tomato Juice Process a tomato; Booze vendor.
Tonic water Drinks dispenser.
File:Waterglass.png Water Drinks dispenser, Cold Drinks vending machine, sinks, and water tanks.
Watermelon Juice Drinks dispenser; Process a watermelon slice.

Coffee, Tea and the Like

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Picture Name Ingredients
File:CaffeAmericano.png Caffe Americano Mix 1 part espresso, 1 part water
Cafe Latte Mix 1 part coffee, 1 part milk
File:Cappuccino.png Cappuccino Mix 1 part espresso, 1 part cream
Coffee Drinks dispenser; Hot Drinks vending machine.
File:Espresso.png Espresso Coffee dispenser.
File:FlatWhiteEspresso.png Flat White Espresso Mix 1 part espresso, 1 part milk
File:FreddoCappuccino.png Freddo Cappuccino Mix 1 part cappuccino, 1 part ice
File:FreddoEspresso.png Freddo Espresso Mix 1 part espresso, 1 part ice
File:Icecoffeeglass.gif Iced Coffee 1 part ice, 3 parts coffee
File:Iceteaglass.gif Iced Tea Mix 1 part ice, 3 parts tea; Cold Drinks vending machine.
File:Latte.gif Latte 1 part flat white espresso, 1 part milk
File:Macchiato.png Macchiato 1 part cappuccino, 1 part espresso
File:Mocacchino.png Mochacchino 1 part flat white espresso, 1 part hot chocolate
Rewriter 1 part Spacemoutainwind soda, 1 part Coffee
Soy Latte 1 part coffee, 1 part soymilk
Sromshine 2 part coffee, 1 part orange juice
File:Teacup.png Tea Works as a weak anti-toxin. From drinks dispenser or hot drinks vending machine.

Food

Poisonous reagents are marked in red text. Reagents which have other, non-deadly effects, like intoxication, sleepiness, or the effects of hot or cold sauce, are marked in blue text.

Basic Components

Icon Food How to Obtain Contains
Carp Meat Butcher a Carp (Butchering on a spike gives 3, grinding gives 2, cutting on table gives 1) 3-10 Animal Protein, 3 Carpotoxin, ~9 Nutriment
Bear Meat From butchering a Space Bear. ~12 Animal Protein, 5 Hyperzine, ~9 Nutriment
Spaghetti Cut Dough Slice with Kitchen Knife 3 Nutriment, .33 Animal Protein
Cheese Wheel Mix 40 Milk and 5 Universal Enzyme. 20 Animal Protein
File:Cheese Wedge.png Cheese Wedge Slice a Cheese Wheel. 5 Animal Protein
Dough Mix 3 Egg Yolk, 10 Units Flour 3 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein
File:Dough Slice.png Dough Slice Cut a Flat Dough with Kitchen Knife 2 Nutriment, .33 Animal Protein
File:Flat Dough.png Flat Dough Roll out 1 Dough with the Rolling Pin 3 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein. Sliceable: 3 Slices
Egg Harvested from an egg plant (can be mutated from eggplants), ordered from Cargo, or laid by a chicken that has been fed wheat. 3 Egg Yolk
Huge Mushroom Slice Slicing up a Walking Mushroom ~7 Nutriment, 3 Psilocybin
Meat From butchering most animals and people. The meat grinder will not accept people unless emagged. Synthetic meat can be made by mixing blood and Clonexadone. Animal Protein (Varying amounts); Nutriment (Varying amounts)
Spider Meat From butchering giant spiders. 7-9 Animal Protein and various toxins
Roach Meat From butchering roaches with a sharp object. Will not work with the Meat Grinder. There are 5 different types of roaches with differing meats and chemical compositions. See the relevant section. 4-8 Animal Protein and various toxins
Meatball Mix 3 Animal Protein and 5 Flour 3 Animal Protein
File:Raw Cutlet.png Raw Cutlet Cut 1 Meat (Any Type) 1 Animal Protein
File:Raw Sticks.png Raw Potato Sticks Cut up one Potato. 3 Nutriment
Tomato Slice Cut up a Tomato ~12 Nutriment.
Tofu Mix 10 Soy Milk and 5 Universal Enzyme (Catalyst) 3 Nutriment
Xeno Meat From butchering a xenomorph 6 Animal Protein, 6 Polytrinic Acid, ~9 Nutriment

Nadezhda Cultural "Cuisine"

Icon Food How to Obtain Contains
Kampfer Burger Microwave 1 Kampfer Roach meat and 1 Bun. 4 Animal Protein, 2 Nutriment
Jager Burger Microwave 1 Jager Roach meat and 1 Bun. 6 Animal Protein, 3 Nutriment
Seuche Burger Microwave 1 Seuche Roach meat and 1 Bun. 4 Animal Protein, 2 Nutriment
Panzer Burger Microwave 1 Panzer Roach meat and 1 Bun. 8 Animal Protein, 1 Nutriment
Fuhrer Burger Microwave 2 Fuhrer Roach meat and 1 Bun and 1 Egg. 8 Animal Protein, 3 Fuhrerole, 3 Nutriment
Big Roach Burger Microwave 1 Kampfer Roach meat, 1 Jager Roach meat, 1 Seuche Roach meat, 1 Panzer roach meat, 1 Bun and 1 Egg. 8 Animal Protein, 3 Nutriment

Burgers & Sandwiches

Icon Food How to Obtain Contains
File:Recipe-bigbiteburger.png Big Bite Burger Microwave 1 Burger, 3 Meat, 1 Egg 22 Animal Protein, 4 Nutriment, 3 Egg Yolk
File:Brainburger.png Brain Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Brain 7 Animal Protein, 6 Alkysine, 5 Blood*
File:Plain Burger.png Burger Combine 1 Cutlet/Meatball with Bun -OR- Microwave 1 Meat and 1 Bun. 3 Nutriment, 3-13 Animal Protein
Donk Pocket Allow a Warm Donk Pocket to cool. 2 Nutriment, 2 or 6 Animal Protein
File:Carpsandwich.png Fish Sandwich Microwave 1 Bun,1 Carp fillet 10 Animal Protein, 6 Carpotoxin
File:Ghostbur.PNG Ghost Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Ectoplasm 2 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein
Grilled Cheese Sandwich Microwave 2 Bread Slice, 1 Cheese Wedge 3 Nutriment, 4 Animal Protein
Hotdog Microwave 1 Sausage with 1 Bun 19 Animal Protein
File:Jellyburger.png Jelly Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 5 Units Cherry Jelly/Slime Jelly 5 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly or Cherry Jelly, 1 Animal Protein
File:Jellysandwich.png Jelly Sandwich Microwave 2 Bread Slice, 5 Units Cherry Jelly/Slime Jelly 2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry Jelly or 5 Slime Jelly, 2 Animal Protein, 0.6 Egg Yolk
Jellied Toast Microwave 1 Bread Slice, 5 Units Cherry Jelly/Slime Jelly 1 Nutriment, 0.2 Animal Protein, 0.6 Egg Yolk, 5 Cherry Jelly or Slime Jelly.
File:Roburger.png Roburger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Robot Head 2 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein, 5% probability of 2 Units Nanites
Sandwich Microwave 2 Bread Slice, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge 3 Nutriment, 20.4 Animal Protein, 1.2 Egg Yolk, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper
File:Spell.png Spell Burger Microwave 1 Burger, 1 Wizard Hat 6 Nutriment, 3 or 13 Animal Protein
File:Recipe-superbiteburger.png Super Bite Burger Microwave 1 Big Bite Burger, 1 Dough, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Boiled Egg, 1 Cheese Wedge, 5 Units Salt, 5 Units Pepper 25 Nutriment, 25 Animal Protein
Toasted Sandwich Microwave 1 Sandwich 3 Nutriment, 3 Animal Protein, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper, 2 Carbon
File:Tofubuger.png Tofu Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Tofu 6 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein
File:Xenoburger.png Xenoburger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Xeno-meat 15 Animal Protein, 6 Polytrinic Acid
Warm Donk Pocket Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Meatball 2 Nutriment, 6 Animal Protein, 5 Tricordrazine
Warm Donk Pocket Microwave 1 Donk Pocket 2 Nutriment, 2 Animal Protein, 5 Tricordrazine

Cakes and Sweets

Icon Food How to Obtain Contains
File:AmanitaJelly.gif Amanita Jelly Microwave 5 Units Water, 5 Units Vodka, 3 Amanitas 6 Nutriment, 6 Psilocybin
Apple Cake Microwave 5 units Milk, 15 units Flour, 15 units Sugar, 9 units Egg Yolk, 2 Apples

NOTE: Flour and Egg Yolk will mix into Dough inside any reagent container but the microwave, add the egg yolk seperately to prevent accidental mixing.

15 Nutriment

Sliceable: 5 Slices

Apple Pie Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Apple 4 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein
File:Pie.gif Banana Cream Pie Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Banana, 5 units Sugar 4 Nutriment, 6 Banana Juice, 1 Animal Protein
Berry Clafoutis Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Berry 4 Nutriment, 7 Berry Juice, 1 Animal Protein
File:Birthday.png Birthday Cake Microwave 5 units Milk, 15 units Flour, 15 units Sugar, 9 units Egg Yolk, 1 Cake Hat

NOTE: Flour and Egg Yolk will mix into Dough inside any reagent container but the microwave, add the egg yolk seperately to prevent accidental mixing.

20 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles

Sliceable: 5 Slices

Brain Cake Microwave 5 units Milk, 15 units Flour, 5 units Sugar, 9 units Egg Yolk, 1 Brain

NOTE: Flour and Egg Yolk will mix into Dough inside any reagent container but the microwave, add the egg yolk seperately to prevent accidental mixing.

5 Nutriment, 20 Animal Protein, 10 Alkysine, 5 Blood*

Sliceable: 5 Slices

Candied Apple Microwave 5 Units Water, 5 Units Sugar, 1 Apple 3 Nutriment
Carrot Cake Microwave 5 units Milk, 15 units Flour, 15 units Sugar, 9 units Egg Yolk, 3 Carrots

NOTE: Flour and Egg Yolk will mix into Dough inside any reagent container but the microwave, add the egg yolk seperately to prevent accidental mixing.

25 Nutriment, 25 Imidazoline

Sliceable: 5 Slices

File:Donuts.png Chaos Donuts Microwave 1 Dough, 5 units Sugar, 5 units Hot Sauce, 5 units Cold Sauce Always: 2 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (3 if Frosted), 1 Animal Protein.

Equal chance of containing 3 Units of one of the following: Nutriment, capsaicin, frost oil, sprinkles, phoron, coco,Slime Jelly, banana, berry juice, and tricordrazine.

Cherry Pie Microwave 1 Cherry, 1 Flat Dough, 10 units Sugar. 4 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 1 Cherry Jelly, 1 Animal Protein
Cheese Cake Microwave 5 units Milk, 15 units Flour, 5 units Sugar, 9 units Egg Yolk, 2 Cheese Wedge

NOTE: Flour and Egg Yolk will mix into Dough inside any reagent container but the microwave, add the egg yolk seperately to prevent accidental mixing.

10 Nutriment, 19 Animal Protein

Sliceable: 5 Slices

File:Chocolatebar.gif Chocolate Bar 2 units coco powder, 2 units Milk (or Soy Milk), 2 units Sugar 2 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco Powder
Chocolate Cake Microwave 5 units Milk, 15 units Flour, 5 units Sugar, 9 units Egg Yolk, 4 units Coco

NOTE: Flour and Egg Yolk will mix into Dough inside any reagent container but the microwave, add the egg yolk seperately to prevent accidental mixing.

20 Nutriment, 4 Sugar, 4 Coco Powder

Sliceable: 5 Slices

Chocolate Egg Microwave 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate bar 3 Nutriment, 4 Sugar, 4 Coco, 3 Egg Yolk
Cookie Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Chocolate Bar, 5 units Milk, 5 units Sugar 5 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco, 1 Animal Protein
File:Donuts.png Donut Microwave 1 Dough, 5 units Sugar 3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (3 if Frosted
Fortune Cookie Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 5 units Sugar, 1 Piece of Paper (with something written on it) 3 Nutriment, .33 Animal Protein
Golden Apple Streusel Tart Microwave 10 units Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Golden Apple, 5 units Milk, 5 units Sugar. 8 Nutriment, 8 Gold, 3 Egg Yolk
File:Recipe-jellydonut.png File:Recipe-frostedjellydonut.png Jelly Donut Microwave 1 Dough, 5 units Sugar, 5 units Berry Juice/Cherry Jelly/Slime Jelly. 3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (3 if Frosted), 5 Berry Juice or Cherry Jelly or Slime Jelly, 1 Animal Protein.
Lime Cake Microwave 5 units Milk, 15 units Flour, 5 units Sugar, 9 units Egg Yolk, 3 units Lime Juice, 2 Limes

NOTE: Flour and Egg Yolk will mix into Dough inside any reagent container but the microwave, add the egg yolk seperately to prevent accidental mixing.

20 Nutriment, 1 Lime Juice

Sliceable: 5 Slices

Lemon Cake Microwave 5 units Milk, 15 units Flour, 5 units Sugar, 9 units Egg Yolk, 3 units Lemon Juice, 2 Lemons

NOTE: Flour and Egg Yolk will mix into Dough inside any reagent container but the microwave, add the egg yolk seperately to prevent accidental mixing.

20 Nutriment, 1 Lemon Juice

Sliceable: 5 Slices

Mint Microwave 5 units Sugar, 5 units Frost Oil 1 Mint Toxin
Muffin Microwave 1 Dough, 5 units Milk, 5 units Sugar 6 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein
Orange Cake Microwave 5 units Milk, 15 units Flour, 5 units Sugar, 9 units Egg Yolk, 3 units Orange Juice, 2 Oranges

NOTE: Flour and Egg Yolk will mix into Dough inside any reagent container but the microwave, add the egg yolk seperately to prevent accidental mixing.

20 Nutriment, 1 Orange Juice

Sliceable: 5 Slices

Popcorn Microwave 1 Corn 2 Nutriment, 3 Corn Oil
Pumpkin Pie Microwave 1 Pumpkin, 10 units Flour, 3 units Egg Yolk, 5 units Milk, 5 units Sugar

NOTE: Flour and Egg Yolk will mix into Dough inside any reagent container but the microwave, add the egg yolk seperately to prevent accidental mixing.

15 Nutriment

Sliceable: 5 Slices.

Roffle Waffles Microwave 2 Dough, 10 units Sugar, 5 units Psilocybin. 8 Nutriment, 8 Psilocybin, 2 Animal Protein
File:Duff.gif Spacy Liberty Duff Microwave 5 units Water, 5 units Vodka, 3 Liberty Caps 6 Nutriment, 6 Psilocybin
File:Regularcake.png Vanilla Cake Microwave 5 units Milk, 15 units Flour, 15 units Sugar, 9 units Egg Yolk

NOTE: Flour and Egg Yolk will mix into Dough inside any reagent container but the microwave, add the egg yolk seperately to prevent accidental mixing.

20 Nutriment.

Sliceable: 5 Slices.

Waffles Microwave 2 Dough, 10 units Sugar 8 Nutriment, 2 Animal Protein

Cereals/Breads

Icon Food How to Obtain Contains
Bun Microwave 1 Dough 4 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein
Banana-nut Bread Microwave 3 Dough, 5 units Milk, 15 units Sugar, 1 Banana 20 Nutriment, 21 Banana Juice

Sliceable: 5 slices.

Baguette Microwave 2 Dough, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper 6 Nutriment, 1 Pepper, 1 Salt
File:Bread.png Bread Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Egg 6 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein, 3 Egg Yolk. Sliceable: 5 slices. Bread slices can be turned into sandwiches by combining them with any food item.
Cracker Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 1 unit Salt 1 Nutriment. You can also get these by gibbing a Parrot; in that case they have 5.4 Nutriment
Cream Cheese Bread Microwave 3 Flour, 2 Cheese Wedge. 5 Nutriment, 15 Animal Protein. Sliceable: 5 slices.
Flatbread Microwave 1 Flat Dough 3 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein
Meatbread Microwave 3 Meat, 3 Dough, 3 Cheese Wedge 10 Nutriment, 34 Animal Protein

Sliceable: 5 slices.

Poppy Pretzel Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Poppy 10 Nutriment,3 Bicaridine
Tofu-Bread Microwave 3 Tofu, 3 Cheese Wedge, 3 Dough 30 Nutriment. Sliceable: 5 slices.
Two Bread Microwave 2 Bread Slice, 5 units Wine 2 Nutriment.
Xenomeatbread Microwave 3 Xeno Meat, 3 Dough, 3 Cheese Wedge 10 Nutriment, 20 Animal Protein.

Sliceable: 5 slices.

File:Recipe-xenopie.png Xeno-meat Pie Microwave 1 Flat Dough and 1 Xeno Meat.

Meat & Seafood Dishes

Icon Food How to Obtain Contains
Cold Chili Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato 3 Nutriment, 12 Animal Protein, 10 Frost Oil, 4 Tomato Juice
Cuban Carp Microwave 1 Carp Fillet, 1 Dough, 1 Chilli Pepper 7 Animal Protein, 3 Nutriment, 10 Capsaicin, (if carp) 6 Carpotoxin,
Cutlet Microwave 1 Raw Cutlet 3 Animal Protein
Boiled Egg Microwave 1 Egg, 5 units Water 2 Animal Protein, 3 Egg Yolk
Fried Egg Microwave 1 Egg, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper 3 Animal Protein, 3 Egg Yolk, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper
File:Cheesepmelet.png Cheese Omelette Microwave 2 Egg, 2 Cheese Wedge 8 Animal Protein
Enchiladas Microwave 1 Cutlet, 2 Chili, 1 Corn 9 Animal Protein, 2 Nutriment, 20 Capsaicin, 3 Corn Oil
Fish & Chips Microwave 1 Space Fries, 1 Carp Fillet 3 Nutriment, 3 Animal Protein 6 Carpotoxin
Fish Fingers Microwave 10 units Flour, 1 Egg,1 Carp meat 4 Animal Protein, 6 Carpotoxin,
Hot Chili Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato 3 Nutriment, 12 Animal Protein 10 Capsaicin, 4 Tomato Juice
File:Meatstake.png Loaded Steak Microwave 1 unit of Salt, 1 unit of Pepper, 1 Meat (Any Type) 4 Animal Protein, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper
Tofu-kabob 2 Tofu, 1 Metal Rod 8 Nutriment.

May break the microwave; still obtainable via silver slime cores.

File:Meatpies.png Meat-Pie Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Flat Dough 20 Animal Protein
File:Meatstake.png Meat Steak Microwave 1 unit of Salt, 1 unit of Pepper, 1 Meat (Any Type) 4 Animal Protein, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper
Monkey's Delight Microwave 1 Monkey Cube, 10 units Flour, 1 Banana, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper 10 Animal Protein, 6 Banana, 1 Pepper, 1 Salt
Sausage Microwave 1 Cutlet, 1 Meatball 12 Animal Protein
Taco Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 1 Cutlet, 1 Cheese Wedge 4 Nutriment, 3 Animal Protein
Wing Fang Chu Microwave 5 units Soy Sauce, 1 Xeno Meat 6 Animal Protein, 6 Polytrinic Acid

Salads

Icon Food How to Obtain Contains
Aesir salad Microwave 1 Ambrosia Deus, 1 Golden Apple. 8 Nutriment, 8 The Doctor's Delight,, 8 Tricordrazine, 1 Bicaridine, 1 Synaptizine, 1 Hyperzine, 1 Space drugs, 3 Gold.
Tossed Salad Microwave 2 Cabbage, 1 Tomato, 1 Carrot, 1 Apple. 8 Nutriment, 5 Imidazoline, 2 Tomato Juice, 1 Carrot Juice
Valid Salad Microwave 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Potato, 1 Meatball. 6 Nutriment, 5 Animal Protein, 3 Space drugs, 3 Kelotane, 3 Bicaridine, 2 Potato Juice

Soups

Icon Food How to Obtain Contains
Borscht Microwave 10 units Water, 1 White Beet, 1 Cabbage "Wait, how do you spell it again..?"

8 Nutriment, 3 Sugar

Chantrelle Soup Microwave 5 units Water, 5 units Milk, 1 Chanterelle. 8 Nutriment
File:Meatsoup.png Meatball Soup Microwave 10 units Water, 1 Meatball, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato 8 Animal Protein, 5 Water, 5 Imidazoline, 1 Carrot Juice, 2 Potato Juice
Milosoup Microwave 10 units Water, 2 Tofu, 2 Soy Dope 8 Nutriment, 5 Water
Mystery Soup Microwave 10 units Water, 1 Burned Mess, 1 Tofu, 1 Egg, 1 Cheese Wedge Always contains 4 Animal Protein, 3+ Toxin, and 1+ Carbon.

Possible other reagents: Nutriment, Capsaicin, tomato juice, frost oil, Water, tricordrazine, banana juice, blood, slime jelly, and/or imidazoline.

Nettle Soup Microwave 10 units Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato 8 Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Tricordrazine, 10 Sulphuric Acid
Stew Microwave 10 units Water, 1 Cutlet, 1 tomato, 1 potato, 1 carrot, 1 eggplant, 1 mushroom 6 Nutriment, 4 Animal Protein, 4 Tomato Juice, 10 Imidazoline, 5 Water.
Tomato Soup Microwave 10 units Water, 2 tomatoes 5 Nutriment, 10 Tomato Juice. Drinking this makes you feel like a vampire. A tomato vampire.
Tomato Soup Microwave 10 units blood, 2 Blood Tomato. Smells like copper.

2 Animal Protein, 10 Blood*, 5 Water

File:Vegesoup.png Vegetable Soup Microwave 10 units Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato 8 Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Imidazoline.
Wish Soup 20 units Water. 25% chance of 8 Nutriment

Miscellaneous

Icon Food How to Obtain Contains
Burned Mess Created when you try to microwave an invalid recipe. It may also break or dirty the microwave. 1+ Toxin, 3+ Carbon
Boiled Slime Core Created when you microwave 10u Water and slime extract. Slime Jelly

Pizzas

Icon Food How to Obtain Contains
Margherita Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 4 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato 40 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Animal Protein.

Sliceable: 6 slices.

Meatpizza Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 3 Meat, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato 50 Animal Protein, 6 Tomato Juice

Sliceable: 6 slices.

Mushroom Pizza Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 5 Mushrooms, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato. 50 Nutriment, 6 tomato Juice

Sliceable: 6 slices

File:Vegepizza.png Vegetable Pizza Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Eggplant, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Tomato 30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 14 Imidazoline, 5 Animal Protein.

Sliceable: 6 slices.

Pasta

Icon Food How to Obtain Contains
File:Recipe-boiledspaghetti.png Boiled Spaghetti Microwave 5 units Water, 1 Spaghetti. 3 Nutriment, .33 Animal Protein
Tomato Spaghetti Microwave 5 units Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Tomatoes. 6 Nutriment, 10 Tomato Juice
Spaghetti & Meatballs Microwave 5 units Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Meatball. 4 Nutriment, 10.33 Animal Protein
Spesslaw Microwave 5 units Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Meatball. 4 Nutriment, 16.33 Animal Protein

Vegetable Dishes

Icon Food How to Obtain Contains
Amanita Pie Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Amanita 5 Nutriment, 9 Amatoxin, 2 Psilocybin.
Boiled Rice Microwave 5 units Water, 10 units Rice 2 Nutriment
Carrot Fries Cut up one carrot. 3 Nutriment, 3 Imidazoline
Chawanmushi Microwave 5 units Water, 5 units Soy Sauce, 2 Egg, 1 Chanterelle. 5 Animal Protein.
Cheese Fries Microwave 1 Space Fries, 1 Cheese Wedge 4 Nutriment, 6 Animal Protein
Eggplant Parmigiana Microwave 2 Cheese Wedge, 1 Eggplant 6 Nutriment.
Loaded Baked Potato Microwave 1 Potato, 1 Cheese Wedge 3 Nutriment, 3 Animal Protein.
File:Meatpies.png Tofu-Pie Microwave 1 Tofu, 1 Flat Dough 10 Nutriment
Plump Helmet Biscuit (vegan) Microwave 1 Plump Helmet, 5 units Water, 5 units Flour 5 Nutriment, 10% chance of 8 Nutriment and 5 Tricordrazine
File:Plumppie.GIF Plump Pie Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Plump Helmet 8 Nutriment, 10% chance of 5 Tricordrazine
Rice Pudding Microwave 5 units Milk, 10 units Rice 4 Nutriment
Soy Dope Cut 1 Soybean 2 Nutriment
Soylen Virdians Microwave 10 units Flour, 1 Soybean 10 Nutriment, 1 Soy Milk
Space Fries Microwave 1 Raw Potato Sicks 4 Nutriment
Stewed Soy Meat Microwave 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato 8 Nutriment, 5 Imidazoline
Tofurkey Microwave 2 Tofu, 1 Stuffing. 12 Nutriment, 3 Soporific, 1 Animal Protein, 3 Egg Yolk
Stuffing Microwave 1 Bread, 5 units Water, 1 unit of Salt, 1 unit of Pepper. 3 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein, 3 Egg Yolk
Soylent Green Microwave 10u Flour, 2 Human Meat 10u Animal Protein

Combinable Food

Icon Food How to Obtain Contains
Burger Combine 1 Meatball with Bun 2 Animal Protein, 2 Nutriment
Cheese Burger Combine 1 Cheese Wedge with Burger 2 Animal Protein, 2 Nutriment
Ham Burger Combine 1 Cutlet with Bun 2 Animal Protein, 2 Nutriment
Hotdog Combine 1 Sausage with 1 Bun 6 Animal Protein
Spaghetti with meatballs Combine Meatball with Boiled Spaghetti 4 Nutriment, 10.33 Animal Protein
Spesslaw Combine Meatball with spaghetti with meatballs 4 Nutriment, 16.33 Animal Protein

Reagents and Condiments

You get these mostly from grinding, blending or mixing.

To grind, put your desired grindable object in the grinder. When enough of a reagent is inside, it will spit out a container of that reagent. Reagents can be ejected early for a partially-full container. Grinding foods reduces them to their component parts.
NOTE: When putting in containers, the container is lost. Don't grind your beakers, folks. Lonestar's more than happy to charge you for more.

To blend, put your object in the blender, ideally with a catch container inside, and hit blend. If it WILL blend, you get some reagents in the container, which you can then eject.

To mix reagents, put them in the same container. You should hear a bubbling sound if it's successful.

Icon Reagent How to Obtain
Animal Protein Process Meat or protein-containing foods.
Cherry Jelly Process Cherries.
File:Coldsauce.png Cold Sauce/Frost Oil Process ice peppers.
Corn Oil Process corn.
Egg Yolk Process an Egg, or crack an Egg into a container.
Flour Process Wheat or a Flour Sack.
File:Hotsauce.png Hot Sauce/Capsaicin Process chili peppers.
File:Ketchup.png Ketchup Mix 2 parts Tomato Juice, 1 part Water, 1 part Sugar
Nutriment Process almost any food.
Pepper Extra pepper mills are in the bar. And you can grind down peppercorn for more.
Rice Process Rice.
Salt Mix Sodium and Chlorine (from Chem Dispenser). If the chemist won't oblige, there are extra salt shakers in the bar.
File:Soysauce.png Soy Sauce Mix 4 units Soy Milk with 1 unit Sulphuric Acid OR 1 unit Soy Milk and 1 unit Vinegar
Sprinkles Process donuts.
File:Emptycondiment.png Sugar Process white beet or sugar cane.
File:Emptycondiment.png Water From a sink, beverage dispenser, pond or water tank.

Vending Machines

If you're hungry and the Chef is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest vending machine for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Note that the Chef cannot (or is contractually obligated not to) make these.

Picture Dispenses Description
Candy Nougat; love it or hate it. Consists of Nutriment and Sugar, filling you a little.
Cup Ramen Just add 10u of Water, self heats! A taste that reminds you of your school years.
Hot Ramen Made from Cup Ramen once hydrated.
Hell Ramen Add 1 part Capsaicin to 6 parts Hot Ramen
Chips Commander Riker's What-The-Crisps. Consists of Nutriment, filling you mildly.
Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky Beef jerky made from the finest space cows. Consists of Nutriment, making it a filling snack!
4no Raisins Best raisins in the universe. Nobody knows quite sure why. Consists of Nutriment, making it a very filling snack!
Space Twinkie A few bite snack consisting of small amount of Sugar.
Cheesie Honkers Bite sized cheesy snacks that will honk all over your mouth. Consists of Nutriment, making it a filling snack!
Bread Tube A tube! Of bread! A bread tube! Almost as good as canned!
Syndi-Cake A delicious traitorous treat! Available from hacked Getmore Chocolate Corp Vending Machines
Monkey Cube 10 Animal Protein; kills you as a monkey grows inside you. Add Water instead of eating it, to get a monkey. Also comes in Stok, Farwa, and Naera varieties, available through Cargo.
LiquidFood Ration Sometimes found in Maintenance. 20 Nutriment, 3 Iron
Honeycomb From beekeeping

Tips

  • Milk, Soy Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Sugar are all measured in reagent units rather than by number of containers. They can be poured directly into the microwave. Be sure to check their pouring amount first.
  • Tired of customers shoveling their food in their face and running off? Snag a syringe from somewhere, and inject your creations with Nutriment, Corn Oil, or Animal Protein you get from your grinder. By increasing the amount of reagents, your food takes that many more bites to finish, which means diners stick around and chat more! This also opens up the opportunity for takeout meals.
  • Sliceable foods can be divided into smaller portions by slicing them. Their reagents are divided equally into the slices. The slices noted here are the maximum number of slices, which you can get by using a precise cutting tool like a kitchen knife, cleaver, or scalpel. Crude cutting tools, like axes, shovels, and saws will result in fewer slices.
  • Condiments are reagents that can be added to food, possibly increasing their nutrition value or adding some fun extras. A chef can create condiments by grinding up things that contain them and isolating them. Condiments let you put ketchup on your fries, salt in your soup, Dylovene on your fish fingers, or Psilocybin on your ghost burger--the possibilities are endless! Foods hold a maximum of 50 units of reagents.
  • Some poisonous foods can be prepared safely if Dylovene is added to the finished product, or if the poisonous reagent is neutralized somehow. Experienced chefs only!
  • Traitor chefs can make some sneaky substitutions:
    • Poisonous apples can be used in all apple dishes, and the final dish will be poisoned. Unlike poisonous mushrooms, cyanide apples can easily kill.
    • Slime jelly can be substituted for cherry jelly, and will poison the resulting food.
    • Anything made with meat can be made with human meat. (It's still necessary to emag the gibber before butchering one's murder victims.)
  • Blood is not necessarily poisonous. It is always the same type as the person the brain was taken from, and if the type is incompatible with the recipient, it will cause a rejection reaction. O-negative blood is always safe, but Soteria usually wants that for transfusions.
  • Units of egg yolk are obtained by breaking eggs into beakers.

Advanced Cooking

Some reagents in the finished products are poisonous, you may want to serve these items safely. This is where a little chemistry can help neutralize or remove the dangerous reagents from your food. Any given piece of food can contain only 50 units of reagents.

When using Dylovene, it's okay to use more than you strictly need. Other chemicals you might use to neutralize poison aren't so forgiving, and some are poisonous themselves.

Reagent How to Neutralize
Blood Blood is not necessarily poisonous. It is always the same type as the person it was taken from, and if the type is incompatible with the recipient, it will cause a rejection reaction.

O-negative blood is always safe. Add one unit of Dylovene for every four units of blood. Alcoholic drinks made with blood, of any type, are safe; just be sure there is no blood left over after the reaction. Blood can also be neutralized with Clonexadone (1 unit Clonexadone to 5 units Blood), or by adding drink ingredients to create a blood-based drink.

Carpotoxin Anything made with carp meat will have carpotoxin in it. Counter it with 1 unit Dylovene per 3 units Carpotoxin. Carpotoxin also reacts with copper and Cryptobiolin to form Rezadone, but overdose of Rezadone starts at 15 units and most carpotoxin-containing foods have five or more units of it.
Amatoxin Found in mushrooms. Add 1 unit Dylovene per 2 units Amatoxin.
Toxin Add 1 unit Dylovene per 2 units Toxin.
Slime Jelly Will poison your customers no matter how much Dylovene you add. Adding Dylovene (around 30 units or so) will keep them from dying of the poisoning before they can get to Medical, but if you're not a traitor, do you really want to serve them such a painful dish? (No, don't answer that. We know customers can be annoying; that's still no excuse to poison them.)
Radium Found in roast diona and will cause radiation poisoning. Add 1 unit of Dylovene per unit of Radium; reacts to form Hyronalin.
Sulphuric Acid Dylovene won't cut it for sulphuric acid, which will burn as well as poison anyone unlucky enough to ingest it. Instead, neutralize each 1 unit of sulphuric acid with either 3 units of Corn Oil (creates Glycerol), 4 units of Soy Milk (creates Soy Sauce), or 5 units of wine (creates Acid Spit, an alcoholic cocktail).
Polytrinic Acid You're serious about serving that xeno meat, huh? Well, don't serve it plain. Polytrinic acid will poison, burn, and generally kill your customers in a rather nasty manner. Like with sulphuric acid, Dylovene isn't enough, but unlike sulphuric acid, it's not easy to neutralize. Polytrinic acid will react with foaming agent and either iron or aluminum to create metal foam, and 10 units of polytrinic acid and 20 units of Plasticide will create plastic. When working out how to do this, remember that Plasticide is poisonous and metal foam can be chipped through with a kitchen knife.
Alcohol An equal amount of Ethylredoxrazine reacts with Alcohol (including alcoholic drinks) to make water. If medical is humming along nicely, the Bartender may already have some handy for unruly alcoholics.
Synaptizine Synaptizine is poisonous, but the bigger problem is that it hangs around in the system for a long time. For every unit of Synaptizine, you need 30 units of Dylovene.
Plasma Really, now? You could neutralize plasma by adding 2 rum and 1 vermouth per unit, but eating OR drinking plasma is still a bit of a waste.